March 2012
“This morning, with her, having coffee.”
– Johnny Cash, when asked for his definition of paradise (via pussybow)
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buttcheeks is honestly one of the greatest words
hoelita replied to your post: I was just talking about how I seriously need a 6 inch.
the only six inches i know are dicks
I want a sugar daddy that will pay me in Subway sandwiches
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“Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....”
– angels-and-angles (via quidniegoillud)
Cruel Intentions should’ve been called Sexual Tension
“My body is a dead language and you pronounce each word perfectly.”
– Sierra DeMulder, Unrequited Love Poem (via maybachs)
February 2012
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cracksabbath:
we live in an age where we can do whatever we want, and its all thanks to ‘yolo’
im so happy to be alive
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skinnygold replied to your post: Fri[end] , Girlfri[end] , Boyfri[end] , everything…
oh. my. god.
A good relationship should have 3 things: eyes that won’t cry, lips that won’t lie and love that won’t die.
Fri[end] , Girlfri[end] , Boyfri[end] , everything has an [END] except for Fam[ily] <3
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my sister’s ringtone is this guy yelling “HOT. DICKINGS.”
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bowlingstoned replied to your post: bowlingstoned replied to your post: but i’ve never…
yeah i dont like coffee so when i’m forced to go i either get that if its hot or steamed apple juice if its cold!!! i’m six years old
WHAT IS STEAMED APPLE JUICE AND WHY DOES IT SOUND AMAZING AS HELL
here lies faith
died from the horny
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Watch
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i cannot stress how fucking annoying it is that my phone ALWAYS capitalizes the “o” in “or”
starring at lana del rey’s name until it doesn’t look like a name anymore
does lana del rey wear anything besides the color white
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
soulsnatcha:
black power naps.
drinking fruit punch to keep from having a panic attack brought on by the stress that comes with moving
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vvulf replied to your post: yoko ono more like yoko oh no get her away from…
wow i love ALL of your text posts please hit me for not following you earlier
oh shush now you’re makin mama’s face all red
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rurrjurr:
Yolo Ono
yoko ono more like yoko oh no get her away from me
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thegoosecrusade replied to your post: what should i tweet at v-nasty to get her to…
let me make that v-nasty v-clean
what should i tweet at v-nasty to get her to follow me on twitter
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hoelita replied to your post: idk i’m just kind of annoyed i guess? like why go…
“i guess i just hate it when i can’t tell if someone is into me or not.” entire existence. It probably looks weird to see yourself quoted lol sorry.
lol omg don’t apologize, boo!!
how about tumblr makes it so i can get to my tumblelog in just one click?
Watchaaaaaaaaaand just like that my bad mood is gone
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i’m just stressed out and “”“”“”“”“”“sexually frustrated”“”“”“”“”“” (what an awful term tbh) and all i want is to come home to my apartment and cuddle with a cute dude.
damn this is all i ever blog about shoutouts to me for being a repetitive douche
idk i’m just kind of annoyed i guess? like why go out of your way to talk to me and then not put forth the effort to actually keep up with the conversation? it’s just stupid. whatever i guess i just hate it when i can’t tell if someone is into me or not. i don’t like wasting my time
see also: im a big gay baby
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thedreamersball:
I cannot stress enough how attractive I am
